Men and women. Together this combination is stronger than any element on earth. Separated, the opposite sex fails to exist in happiness. I have been in my fair shares of relationships, some good but most ended in disaster. Looking back at it now, it was not my fault. Yes women, you are to blame.
A man's attributes when describing his soul mate are all physical. We are humbled if you took the time out as an adolescence and developed a personality and brains. For the most part, we only care if everything else developed quicker.
On the other hand, women want a man with stability, a nice car, raging biceps and penis that needs its own pant leg. Women this male does not exist. I know this comes as a shocker. Most of you have been waiting since sixteen and were hoping college men were your way out. Again, sorry. For women to really be happy, remember one thing, we hate listening, talking, or caring about things that do not appeal to us. If you follow my advice, you will be happy by the end of this blog.
